{"id":1021,"date":"2023-03-03T11:19:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-03T11:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tailsfromthebramleys.com\/?p=1021"},"modified":"2023-03-03T11:19:00","modified_gmt":"2023-03-03T11:19:00","slug":"day-69","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tailsfromthebramleys.com\/index.php\/2023\/03\/03\/day-69\/","title":{"rendered":"Day 69"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Hello Everyone. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

I’m worried. very worried!<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Yes. What’s new?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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There are BIG holes in our garden<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Yes, that is new. <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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They are being made by aliens aren’t they? <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Oh my giddy paw!\u00a0 My day, as always is getting worse, and it\u2019s only just started. Aliens do not exist.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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They do! You said so. You told me Johnathan de Freitas was an alien \u2013 you remember him, he used to come into our previous garden?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Of course I remember Jonathan de Freitas. He is an oddly named cat, not an alien. I meant he was alien to our garden. He should not have been there.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Like Maud, you mean<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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NO. NOT like Maud. I gave Maud permission to enter.  Don\u2019t be inflammatory. As a White Delight you don\u2019t always delight me. We will have to find out why those holes are there and what is making them.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Actually they\u2019re not much use are they? They are much too big to use. You could fall in.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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No one. Absolutely no one wants to know about your hole using habits. <\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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Well I<\/em> do. I\u2019m very fastidious. It\u2019s the only way I can keep myself so white. Anyway, how are we going to find out what is making those holes?<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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You’re going to have to get your paws dirty, fastidious or not! The only way to find out what is happening in our garden is to sit and watch. You are good at that.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Oh<\/strong>. I might get cold<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n
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You’ve got a fur coat. I’d better go with you to make sure you really go.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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This is what he does, you know.  I go out. He ventures to the door, making sure it can\u2019t be closed and goes back in again, leaving me outside.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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It’s the only way I can make sure he really goes out. <\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n

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Problem solved. They\u2019re putting up new scratching posts for us \u2013 much better than the ones we have already.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Love, Leo and Simba xxxx<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello Everyone. I’m worried. very worried! Yes. What’s new? Yes, that is new. They are being made by aliens aren’t they? Oh my giddy paw!\u00a0 My day, as always is getting worse, and it\u2019s only just started. Aliens do not exist. They do! You said so. You told me Johnathan de Freitas was an alien … <\/p>\n

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