Hello! You didn’t expect to see me, did you?
Leo! Where are you? I can’t see you. I’ve missed you.
Yes. I’m not sure exactly. But …. Don’t forget I still have my paw on things
Do you? I hope it’s not one of your giddy paws. Anyway, please come back. I need you. They have brought in a Vegan.
Oh dear. Does he mean me? I’m not a Vegan. I don’t come from Vega. I come from Earth. My address used to be RSPCA Earth. I don’t know what my address is now. I don’t know where I am.
Oh White Delight. What makes you think he’s a vegan?
What’s going on? They’re ignoring me.
I don’t know what he is talking about most of the time. He squeaks rather quietly. What is Vega? He’s on a special diet. It must be a vegan diet. Vegetables and things like that.
No. We’re obligate carnivores. You know that, despite there being a lot of beans in Purina. He’s probably got “vega” from the TV. I notice he watches a lot of TV. The young ones of today do that…. But don’t worry. It is under control. He is my trainee.
What’s trainee? First I’m supposed to be a vegan and then I’m a trainee. I’m not sure about this.
This is far too confusing
I agree. I’m confused.
You would be. But don’t worry I have it all under control.
Thank goodness for that!
Love Leo, Simba and Freddie (non vegan) xxxxxx