Month: December 2020

Hello Everyone.

No, we’re not asleep,

It’s a common misconception that cats sleep all the time. We’re thinking.

In fact, we’ve been doing a great deal of thinking about life and what it’s for.  Yes, we know what you’re thinking, but we like philosophy (Simba listens a lot to radio 4) .  Anyway, we have decided one of the things we exist for (apart from being excellent pest control operatives) is…………….

That clock’s too heavy to knock off, but with the White Delight in front of it, you can’t see it anyway.

We’re suspicious of this. We don’t know what it is, but Leo has taken a shine to it, so it has been spared the push……….

Anyway, we rest our case. 

What better ornaments can you have?

If you’re thinking about buying an ornament for Christmas, get a cat instead!

Love Leo and Simba xxx

Good morning (or what ever time of day it is where you are).  Leo (the Magnificent) here .

As the weather has been gloomy, I thought I would give you a laugh. Just have a look at the following…..

He’s using his back legs like a pair of hair straighteners to pin it down and stop it from curling any further.

He’s having a laugh at my expense isn’t he! 

I really don’t like it when he does that. It’s not fair. I know he licks me afterwards to say sorry, but I’m not sure I like that either. I don’t always know where he’s been…. with that Maud possibly. And you don’t know where she has been either. You have to be so careful with that virus thing. (You will be careful, won’t you.) Anyway, we’re in tier two so there should be no household mixing and Maud is NOT in our household. 

Mice alive. My Maud does not have the virus and in tier two you are allowed to mix households outside.  I thought he was always listening to Radio 4. He should know that.

I’m confused by all these tiers. Why are we in tier two? I haven’t even seen a virus. Perhaps I should contact the Today programme and tell them.

Anyway, coming back to Leo. He thinks I’m ridiculous trying to straighten my tail after mistakenly eating an egg. How about this…..

Inflammatory. Totally inflammatory!

Where did he get that picture from?

Love Leo

(and Simba (ha ha), I’m still laughing!)