Hello Everyone.
We’re in mourning. You can see that, can’t you. We heard the Queen had died and we didn’t even manage to get to London to see her. We know it’s sad. Everyone is sad and the TV is on all the time.
Do you think she had any cats? She did have those dog-things, didn’t she? Why?
Corgis? Well, I suppose they look a bit like cats. Maybe it was mistaken identity.
Could be. Perhaps she had faulty advice. We would have told her they weren’t cats. Do you know she had tea with a bear! A bear! That isn’t a type of cat. Probably dangerous, don’t you think? She certainly didn’t have good advice there. It got tea all over the place. Tea! We wouldn’t touch tea.
I don’t think it was a real bear. Probably a toy, like a catnip mouse. Anyway, we should move on as a great deal has been happening, not all of it pleasing to me.
One thing Leo wasn’t pleased about was the large spider that ran from under his chair. Ha! It made him sit up in fright, ready to run!
Mice alive! Complete and utter balderdash. I got up so I could jump down and catch it. Stop it getting to the White Delight. He’s very sensitive.
Balderdash? That’s a new one. What’s that? I thought he would say it was inflammatory.
Anyway, as I was saying. It’s not true that I am sensitive. I have eaten spiders.
Well, not exactly horrible, but they didn’t taste very nice.
I wasn’t commenting on the taste.
Oh. Anyway, I prefer Royal Canine Sensitive cat food. The packet is full of the most delicious kibbles and they are made from chicken and not spiders.
Really? I do hope so. Anyway, why does the White Delight eat sensitive cat food if he’s not sensitive? I am going to sit in my box.
Just in case there’s a spider on the prowl!
