Day 60

Hello everyone.  Things are getting interesting here. There’s never a dull day, we can tell you.

Firstly, they went to that France place again.

We don’t approve.  People came to stay to look after us – we think they were actually rather kind, given the circumstances. BUT it just shouldn’t happen, so we kept them awake at night. Simba squeaked at 4 am asking for food. Leo bellowed at 6 am and in between Simba sat on a bed purring and moving around to prevent any sleep.  Despite our nocturnal disturbances we understand they are still coming back! Perhaps we’ll bring in live mice next time……

Then, look what Leo encountered in our new garden….

At first, he thought it was a giant cascading litter tray. What a waste! We only need litter trays indoors. Outside we like to feel the soil under our paws, as I’m sure you do.  
Then, after careful inspection…….

…he discovered it was a special back scratcher. The only thing is that it has a design fault.  The dust from all that gravel gets on your fur and turns you white.  In my case, being a “White Delight”, it doesn’t matter, but when you’re black like Leo, it does. He came in looking grey!

It washed off!

Well, yes. It did eventually, but you know what Leo’s like. He doesn’t always clean as frequently as he should.

Inflammatory. Totally inflammatory! The White Delight is getting far too opinionated. He’s too vain.  He was referred to as “she” the other day by a delivery driver.  He wasn’t very pleased by that, I can tell you.

No. I wasn’t really, but what can you do? Anyway, Leo is getting fractious so I’m going to retire to my igloo for a bit.

Love, Leo and Simba xxxx