Day 56

As you can imagine, I’m not pleased about this.  It’s chilly out here, it’s wet and he won’t let me in. 

On the other hand, I am pleased.  I don’t often get the chance to tease Leo.   But….he is getting older now and I had better get one of them to open the door.

I’m even crosser now.  That hasn’t been a good start to my day. 

I always like to start my day well. Go out, collect messages little Maudie has left on bushes, terrify a few birds and mice, come in at the exact moment of my choosing, have a hearty breakfast and then take a rest. 

Sometimes, I go to the conservatory where I listen to lectures.  Most of them are quite good, but there was a dud the other day.  Not much lecturing, only students talking. Boring. What do they know?  I thought I could make a few contributions of my own but decided against it as I was removed from the room on a previous occasion when I made my opinions known. Why?

Actually, I like to take a rest, too.  I like Radio 4, but I don’t like those lectures.  

That’s because he doesn’t understand them. Anyway, the day is looking up. Waitrose will be delivering soon.  Not as good as Pets at Home…but you never know what substitutes there will be.  I have heard it said that sirloin has been replaced with fillet again.  That’s much tastier. They do overcook it though.

Because they don’t eat mice, do they? There’s there’s no demand for them. Come to that, dear White Delight, you don’t eat them either.

Well, not often. there’s no meat on a mouse and they’re a faff to catch. But if they were delivered by Waitrose, that would be different. They could deliver them from that van  and release them in our house for us to catch. Perhaps you could put it on the Waitrose customer survey?

Mice Alive!

Exactly.

Oh my paw! This day is going from bad to worse.

I’m going to take a rest