Hello Everyone
It’s that time of year again isn’t it. When they put up a plastic tree and cover it with lights and dangly things they call decorations that you can’t even eat or play with. (We tried and got into trouble.) Then, a few days later, they dismantle it all and put it back in the attic. What’s the point of it?
Anyway, we’re cross. They’ve been eating things called “mince pies” and we didn’t get any.
Yes, everyone knows “mince” is meat and we definitely eat meat. We don’t like those pea things. But we have been flatly denied any mince pies because they say they will make us sick. So Leo decided we would embark on what he has called a period of civil disobedience. (Whatever that is!) It involved………
Disrupting present wrapping and packing at the same time.
Leo was very pleased with that, he called it a “double whammy”.
Then we both sat in a tree above their reach and pretended not to notice when we were being called…….
…But we had to come in because it was cold, so we walked all over the table (which they don’t like – they say they have to clean it. Why?) Then Leo sat on it so they couldn’t put that Scrabble Board thing out.
Just look at what happened next… I can tell you he wasn’t pleased
No, I wasn’t pleased but I did get a new Napier catnip mouse in compensation. And…..next time I will get my incisor at the ready.
What happened to our campaign of civil disobedience? I was quite enjoying it.
Love
Leo (The magnificent) and Simba xxxx