Day 51

Hello Everyone

We’re both here because we’re worried (and slightly cross).

We’ve heard things. There’s someone called Adam in our flat. 

And other people, too.  In OUR flat.  Doing things to it. We haven’t even been consulted.

Apparently, we’re travelling to the flat soon and it’s going to be different. 

I don’t want my flat to be changed.  I liked it as it was. 

Yes, plenty of surfaces to scratch. You know the sort of thing.  A new one won’t be any better unless it has extra scratching posts, en suite litter trays, an enormous, cat proof garden  (cat proof except for us, of course) and food on demand.

Anyway, who is Adam?  I hope he’s not a cat!

Rest assured, Oh White Delight, they wouldn’t do that.

Apparently, there was an Adam in the garden of Eden. But I don’t think it can be the same one, he’d be very old.

Older than you?

I won’t even justify that with an answer.

Did the garden of Eden contain catmint?

Oh I should think so.  It was supposed to be a beautiful garden so it must have had catmint.  Perhaps there will be some in  the new flat.   

I wonder if Derick is still there.  I sat under his bed once, you know. I pretended to hide and, when found, I wouldn’t come out.  That was very good fun.

Yes, and you were in serious trouble!

Yes, but I was excellent . I didn’t bite anyone. I wonder if this changed flat contains boxes.

I shouldn’t think so…. And I doubt whether it has any catmint either…. Or any of the other things we would like