Day 49

Hello Everyone. We’re in a slight state of the glums here. Leo is in serious trouble from knocking over a glass of water while book-writing was in progress. Yes. He did it deliberately. Put his paw in it and overturned it. I, Simba, am in trouble because I inadvertently bit a toe.  I didn’t mean it. I don’t bite. But it was sticking out of the bedsheet and I bit it by mistake.

We don’t think the glums will last long, though because a parcel has been delivered from Pets at Home.

Yes. It will undoubtedly be full of good things. I just hope it contains Royal Canin Sensible kibbles.

It was delivered by a Leo. They tend to bring good things. Waitrose is sometimes delivered by a Leo and we like Waitrose – their prawns and the steak are quite tasty.

Yes. We had fillet steak the other day because they ran out of sirloin. If we knew what made them run out, we could encourage it to happen more often. I’d like to visit Waitrose, but I suppose we can’t go because of that virus thing. It’s coming back, you know.

It’s not coming back. It was just the Government panicking. Anyway, be careful what you wish for. Waitrose have occasionally run out of cat food – or at least the type I like. The one with my picture on it. Really, it should be called Leo and not Felix. Anyway, it’s not the virus that prevents us from going. They don’t allow cats inside.

Don’t allow cats!  What sort of place is that? My kibbles don’t come from Waitrose, anyway. They come from Pets at Home. As you know, I get very cross if I don’t get the right kibble – I hope they are not rationed again. Is that the government’s fault, too? What a scandal! By the way. What is a government?

Don’t get your tail in a twist. There is no rationing at present and the government is nothing for us to worry about. It’s just an amorphous sort of thing. Be calm like me and take advantage of any comfortable White Delight- sized receptacle in which to relax.

All right. (I don’t know what “amorphous” is, but I do know my tail only twists if I eat an egg by mistake.)