Hello Everyone SimbA here. I’m a bit exhausted today. We’ve had quite an unusual time. Where do I start?
Well the first thing is that I am being called “SimbO”. Why? I don’t like it. I am Simba and always have been. So now I have made that quite clear, let me tell you what has been happening to us.
Personally, I call him the White Delight. He doesn’t seem to mind that. But he is right. We had an altercation in our garden.
An altercation. That’s it. Well, you’ll remember we have invaders – pesky Maud, Jordan who looks like me and Johnathan de Freitas who looks like Leo. Well, do you know, they actually come into our garden and spy on us! They even try to get in. Actually try to get in! Just look, here’s Johnathan de Freitas on the left and Maud on the right. (Hiss)
My Maud is not pesky. She is stunning, But anyway. I convened a meeting in the front drive with Simba, Johnathan de Freitas and darling Maud (Jordan wouldn’t come – too shy) and we agreed where we would and wouldn’t go and at what times. Then the very next hour Johnathan broke our agreement.
Yes, well. That Johnathan really annoyed us. He came into our garden and wouldn’t move, despite Leo baring his incisor and wailing like a banshee. So, we decided to ambush him. We’re clever at that you know and whatever people say we work well as a pack.
Yes we do. I lay in wait in the car port and The White Delight manoeuvred Johnathan into the passage at the side of the house and then sat near the shed so he couldn’t get back. He was cornered. We’re much bigger than he is and I can tell you, he may have a long name but he was terrified. I was preparing to give him one of my famous bites, but the White Delight gave in and LET HIM GO!
Not that again. Anyway, he ran off and he has stayed away so it worked.
We feel we’ve had a good day’s work…… and we are extremely hungry after our exertions. A good dinner and a good night’s rest is what we need.
Love Leo and Simba xxxxx