Hello Everyone. Simba here. We’re laughing again. We do that sometimes, as you know. Why are we laughing? We’re amused because they keep wandering around all the time, and sometimes they shake their limbs!
We’re not quite sure why they are doing it, but it seems to be something to do with those Fitbit things they wear. Why they wear anything is beyond me.
Whatever. They count steps with those Fitbit things. We wouldn’t know how to do that. We can count of course (I carefully count kibbles to make sure Leo isn’t getting too many) but as we have four legs, does that count as one or two steps?
Anyway, it has been a funny week all round. I heard on radio 4 that a lawyer in the United States (which as we know is next to France which has viruses and dogs) pretended to look like a cat.
Yes, but when we saw it on the television, it wasn’t a cat at all – or it was a very strange one. We have been trying to think why they would do that. Of course, we’re beautiful creatures – even the White Delight – but pretending to be one of us should be a crime.
Well yes. Sometimes I think they do represent dogs. When they have bitten someone. You know the sort of thing.
So this lawyer was masquerading as a cat while representing a dog?
I think that may be right.
That White Delight is asking too many questions. I’m going to retire to his igloo for a bit.
There’s a Waitrose delivery due soon and I want to be alert for it. You never know what it might contain.
Love
Leo (The Magnificent) xxxx