Hello Everyone, Simba Here. I’m just emerging from my igloo to talk to you
Makes you dizzy doesn’t it? Yes, he is upside down. He does it a lot. Just to be annoying. He’s a bit like a snail with a shell on his back in that thing.
Snail? What is he talking about? He’s jealous because he can’t do contortions. Anyway, what I wanted to say was that things are going to pot….. and it’s not to do with that virus thing. Not only does that mutant daisy thing malfunction – just look at it –
-but the sea has appeared outside our house.
Where has it come from?
Let’s get this straight. The White Delight’s “mutant daisy” is in fact a water fountain. It doesn’t malfunction exactly, but it does tickle the nose and it sounds like a drowning hippo. It snorts. The sea is another matter though because it is preventing my Maud from visiting. If she were to attempt to wade through it, she would be up to her nose in water. I wouldn’t like that. She doesn’t swim.
I’m thinking about this.
(What’s a hippo?)
He’s insulting me again, isn’t he? And he hasn’t told me what a hippo is. Perhaps it came in with the sea? Is it my thinking that’s dangerous or that hippo thing?
Anyway, think about it. Our water fountain tickles and sounds like a hippo so we’re not drinking enough. There’s too much water outside and Maud can’t visit. (Good thing that. He’s obsessed. Hope she doesn’t learn to swim.)
So, we could go and drink it and reduce the water level. Simple.
Mice Alive! The water comes from the drains and a hippo wouldn’t fit in a drain.
I’m going out to get some peace.
And I shall take advantage of his igloo while he goes on his drinking spree. Hope he doesn’t come across a hippo!
Love Leo (The Magnificent!) xxxxx