Hello Everyone. Simba here. You’ll see I’m back in my igloo. I’m so worried. A strange thing has appeared in the house.
What is a mutant Ninja Turtle?
It’s a fictional teenaged superhero anthropomorphic turtle.
Of course not. It’s fictional. It doesn’t exist.
If it doesn’t exist, why is there so much on radio 4 about mutations? And they are very transmissible. (Does that mean infectious?)
You’re getting confused with the mutant virus. That’s nothing to do with a mutant Ninja Turtle. I’m being very patient here, but I feel a bite coming on. Where is your evidence for anything mutatious in this house?
I don’t think “mutatious” is a word. but, whatever. Here’s my evidence….
Mice Alive! It’s a cat drinking fountain. If you look carefully it says “Catit”
What does Catit mean?
Would you drink from that thing? It looks like a mutant daisy!
It is NOT a mutant daisy and no, I wouldn’t drink from it. I tried and it tickled my nose. Design Fault.
It came in a very large box which contained cat food and…….
Dog Food! What are they thinking? We’re united on this. Standards are slipping.
Love Leo and Simba xxxx