Day 39

Hello Everyone. We’re both here today because we have been discussing an important issue in the light of all these fakes in our garden.

Leo has been reading the Daily Telegraph…..

Yes. I have at last discovered very important news. Not that virus (although it’s still annoyingly all over the front pages) or fruit-growing in the US. Where is that, anyway? Why are peaches suddenly in the headlines?   As far as I can see they serve no purpose as they are inedible.

Leo. Get on with it.  The US is next to France, the place with dogs and viruses. It isn’t important at all. Anyway, the headline news is about a new cat flap. It contains a Bluetooth camera on both sides and connects to a smart phone. You look at the camera when you desire to be let in or out. It costs £2000. We would like one, but Leo does not want his incisor painted blue.

I do not want a blue tooth. But we must stop fakes getting in. Jordan and Maud would be fine (you’ll remember, my little Maudie has been in already) but that other black and white one, the one the White Delight calls the “Fake Leo”, wouldn’t be acceptable.

Just imagine. We’d turn up at the door, stare at the camera and those things they call mobiles would sound and they would have to let us in.

Think of the fun we could have… they’d be in the middle of a call and our little faces would suddenly appear on the screen blotting everything else out. Without immediate response we could start wailing. Leo could bellow. He’s been known to interrupt teaching with that. Too loud for the students to hear, you know the sort of thing.

But…. I don’t want Maud or Jordan in my house.

Maudie must be allowed in. And I do not bellow. I was only asking a question.  If students couldn’t hear then they are all deaf.

They would be deaf if they had to listen to Leo bellowing. Anyway, what about this cat flap? There are some drawbacks. Leo refusing to have his incisor painted blue for a start, then the issue of whether Maud should be allowed in, not to mention the removal of the mountain of book things blocking our current cat flap so we can’t escape at night any more.