Day 38: Fakes!

Hello Everyone, Simba here.  The real one. Horrible things are happening.  I don’t know what to do.  First, I am locked in the dining room all night and then…. you won’t believe it there has been a FAKE Simba in the garden. 

A FAKE.  I wonder if it’s one of those revenant things

Well, you can tell the Simba in that igloo is the real White Delight. He says he is worried!

He was locked in the dining room as a result of greediness. He failed to exit the dining room after supper because he thought a kibble had been left on the carpet.

I didn’t “fail to exit “as a result of greediness, actually.  What is he? A policeman?  I was only trying to clean up. Who wants to leave a mouldering kibble lying about?  

More importantly, that revenant thing in the garden really is peculiar and it’s trying to get into the house .  Just look at it.  I’m going to stay in my igloo until it goes away.

Mice Alive! It does look a bit like him, doesn’t it?  But only the body.  The White Delight has a fringe rather than a hat with holes cut in it for the ears.

I’ll have to ask Maud who it is, otherwise the White Delight will stay in that igloo like a snail with a shell on its back.

Look at her!  Isn’t she beautiful? Well my little Maudie tells me the fake- white- delight is called Jordan and he’s moved in down the road. He’s very nervous and thinks the real White Delight is terrifying. The White Delight! Terrifying?  Wherever did he get that idea? I’m the terrifying one around here.

I’ve come out. I’m so glad it isn’t part of the zombie apocalypse, but I’m still not keen.  Anyway, there’s a spate of fakes. Just look at this Fake Leo

Inflammatory. Totally inflammatory. That is nothing like me!

Ha!

Love Simbaxxxxx