Hello Everyone.
No, we’re not asleep,
It’s a common misconception that cats sleep all the time. We’re thinking.
In fact, we’ve been doing a great deal of thinking about life and what it’s for. Yes, we know what you’re thinking, but we like philosophy (Simba listens a lot to radio 4) . Anyway, we have decided one of the things we exist for (apart from being excellent pest control operatives) is…………….
Ornamentation
Take a look at this
That’s better isn’t it. Now look at this…
That clock’s too heavy to knock off, but with the White Delight in front of it, you can’t see it anyway.
We’re suspicious of this. We don’t know what it is, but Leo has taken a shine to it, so it has been spared the push……….
Anyway, we rest our case.
What better ornaments can you have?
If you’re thinking about buying an ornament for Christmas, get a cat instead!
Love Leo and Simba xxx