Day 6
Hello Everyone, Simba here
Exciting news! I have had a communication. Yes, another cat has been in touch with me. Two cats, actually, Bertie and Sammy. And…..they have sent photos.
He always wants a say, doesn’t he? He’s jealous. Of course they are not sheep! Let me introduce my new friends. Bertie is a therapy cat. I’m not quite sure what that is (the therapy bit I mean, obviously I know what a cat is), but I might consider taking it up myself as it sounds impressive. I wonder if it requires a lot of work. Leo says he won’t indulge as he already practises acupuncture, which the rest of us call pranging. Sammy is Bertie’s twin brother and looks just like him, warm and cuddly.
Here’s Sammy. He’s got an igloo like mine except his is basketware (excellent material for a manicure, I must say). I think he looks a bit like me. Don’t you think so?
And look – here’s Bertie. That yawn is impressive!
I told Bertie he looked cuddly, but he thought I meant he was fat. I really hope I haven’t upset him. He may be a sensitive soul. Leo, who isn’t sensitive at all, said he probably was fat but when I enquired about weight in kilos it turned out I weigh over 5.5 which is heavier than any of them. Should I be worried? Perhaps it’s all my fur?
Actually, both cats have been in a spot of trouble recently for food tasting. They tested part of a sandwich to check it was safe to eat and, oh horror….! They were banished from the kitchen. Can you imagine that! We often taste food but I’ve become more careful recently since an egg made my tail curl in a peculiar way. Leo asks why they didn’t bite when they were sentenced to banishment. It’s his answer to everything.
He does like to have the last word! Back tomorrow
Love, Simba x