Hello Everyone. Simba here.
I really hope you are all coping at this difficult time – getting your supply of kibbles and ensuring you get the attention you deserve.
Leo and I have been having a most interesting discussion about sins. You’ll remember we discussed them when trying to fathom out what they did to be locked down? Leo says there are seven deadly sins. We know about three – vomiting unnecessarily (i.e. not unless you have eaten grass), scratching the sofa and the carpet and biting. What on earth are the other four?
That needs clarification. Scratching the sofa and the carpet are two separate sins and biting is not a sin per se, only if it is unnecessary. When I bite, I assure you it is always necessary. That leaves three. One of those is killing baby rabbits (something the White Delight is prone to do) but even I am struggling with the other two.
Here we go again! He always reminds me about the suicide of that rabbit. Anyway, what other sins could there possibly be? I’ll let you into a secret. Leo eats plastic. I bet that’s a sin. He interrupts zoom meetings by screeching loudly, and he bounces frogs along the lawn by tapping them to make them squeak. That must be a sin. And, worse still, he says he’s self-cleaning. But he isn’t you know. I’ve seen burrs on his fur.
Stop! Inflammatory! I have never screeched in my life. I’m perfectly clean. So clean a burr wouldn’t dare stick to me, it would just slide off. The White Delight who cleans all the time is just plain vain and as we all know, vanity really is a sin!
We’ve just been told this is a sin. Why?
Love Leo (the Magnificent) and Simba xxxxx