Day 29

Mice Alive!

Oh my paw!

What in in creation’s name is THAT?

I don’t like it. I just don’t. Look at it. It’s hacked into our blog…. And what is it saying?  I understand “Leo and Simba”,of course. But.. what the devil is “Bonjour”? It is a swear word? I wouldn’t like to be sworn at actually. And…. look at it. It’s got long claws.

My dear Simba, just look at your paws. I think you’ll find you’ve got long claws, too. I’m surprised you didn’t know that already.

Don’t be horrid.  I’m ruffled enough as it is.  We’ll just have to work together to get rid of it.  Just as we did that nasty, noxious, noisy bird.

I’ve looked up “Bonjour”.  It’s saying “Hello” to us in French. Does that give you any clues as to what it is?

OH No!  We already know France is full of dogs (and it’s clearly not that) and ….Coronaviruses. That’s why they had to quarantine when they came back from France.

Agh. It’s a virus.  Has to be.  I really don’t like that. Our blog has been attacked by a virus! And… it’s saying “Hello” to us. Help.

Don’t panic. Doesn’t it remind you of something else?  A mouse perhaps? There’s that problem with the edible dormouse in France.

No. It’s got big ears like you. Look at it!
Inflammatory! Totally inflammatory!
I do NOT look like a mouse.

No you don’t.  But I don’t think that thing is a cat. I’m taking refuge in my igloo until we work out what to do. If it is the edible dormouse it’s in a wall and it is in France… so perhaps all we need to do is to shift it from our blog!

Love SIMBA xxxxx