Hello World!
It’s LEO here. Now I know you were probably expecting the White Delight, otherwise known as Simba, but he’s gone off in a tizz. So I have taken over for today.
Why has he gone off in a tizz? Well, as I said before he’s a whimp and he’s not happy about me temporarily taking over his igloo. I’ve told him he can have it back soon, but he says it will smell. I don’t smell. I am perfumed. Eau de chat. His igloo will have a wonderful aroma when I decide to move out.
Mind you, on this occasion he may have cause for concern. We were both in the kitchen this morning demanding breakfast, only to discover “Happy Birthday” was being sung to milk bottles as they were washed under a running tap. Milk bottles! They don’t even sing “Happy Birthday” to us. At least they don’t put us under running water so I suppose we should be happy for small mercies. Mind you, if they did, I would bite. Naturally.
As you know, the White Delight has been grumbling about being socially distanced, but we discovered that LOO ROLLS were being socially distanced as well! They have been quarantined for 72 hours, apparently. Why? Why are they even needed, come to that? We’re perfectly clean and we never use them.
Anyway, I am a bit concerned about Simba. After I told him to go out and catch a mouse, I found him in the bedroom attacking a cardigan. Yes, if you don’t believe me, just take a look at this!
What is he thinking? Perhaps I had better watch my step with him after all. (His writing’s awful, though. Isn’t it.)
On another subject, I think there is a mouse in my house. Yes, UNBELIEVABLE. How DID it get here? Doesn’t it know two cats live here? The White Delight doesn’t believe me, but I am right. There is rustling in the study and I located mouse pellets near the piano. What more proof do you need? Of course, I shall catch it. But I’m a tad worried I will get into trouble. Is it a pet, perhaps? Who would have a pet mouse? I’ve been wanting a pet hamster for some time. I gather they go round on wheels. Just imagine the fun you could have poking them and making their wheels go faster.
But… then I make a discovery.
Oh no! Big Cheese Sonic Mouse Repellent. What the hell is that? Yuk!
Never mind. I’m always resourceful. I shall go out and catch a mouse, right now and leave it as a present on the study floor. That’ll solve the problem.
I told you he was a whimp. Anyway, the White Delight wants to say goodbye for now so we’ll see you tomorrow for another dose of everyday cat life.
Love from Leo and Love from Simba xxxx