Hello Everyone, it’s Simba here!
Oh there have been fun and games today. Quite interesting actually. Leo the magnificent, as he now likes me to call him, was removed from a room grumbling loudly, wailing, in fact, and kicking his legs about. I understand there was something called an online course going on and he was making too much noise.
What is an “online” course, I ask you? Is it something to do with fishing? That involves lines, doesn’t it? Perhaps he was frightening the fish away? I don’t like fish. They make me vomit when they are in my food. Anyway, Leo was taken out screeching and protesting loudly and was made to exit the house by the kitchen door, which he didn’t like. Why ever not?
What ABSOLUTE Rubbish! I don’t screech! Never have!
And…. if I had been that cross I would have inflicted a bite… and I DID NOT. I don’t know why I was picked up and taken out of that room when I was simply adding to an erudite conversation with a few well-chosen meows. The White Delight is getting worse. Should we be adding fish to the list of things he doesn’t like along with birds (nasty, noxious and noisy, apparently) and eggs (make his tail curl in a peculiar way)? Thank goodness I’m not on his lists of dislikes!
How does he know he isn’t? Actually he isn’t. He doesn’t make my tail curl oddly, although he can be noisy like the birds and for the most part he doesn’t make me vomit, like fish…. but of course I’m not actually eating him. And …. I am sweet natured and I have a big heart!
See you tomorrow …. and avoid that virus thing.
Love
Simba xxxx