Good afternoon everyone.
I’m a bit cross today. They keep calling me “Simma”. It may be better than “Simbo” but my name is SimBA”. I would like to be called Simba.
Oh rattail! That doesn’t bode well for the rest of the day, does it? Personally, I call him the White Delight.
Rattail? That’s different. No I’m not in a good mood today. The wrong treats were bought for us. We like Lily’s Kitchen but didn’t realise Lily cooked for Dogs as well. That’s a big mistake on her part. I shiver when I think I might have eaten one.
You didn’t though, did you? They were given away unopened. And you have eaten dog food before and it didn’t kill you. They are carnivores so it may taste disgusting but it is meat (probably).
I don’t suppose there is an actual Lily who cooks in her kitchen.
Why not? I thought Lily was rather nice, like her food. Well, you’ll have to tell Waitrose then.
What would I have to tell Waitrose?
We identify as Felines! Anyone who looks at us and thinks we’re canines is as mad as a cornered vole!
Love Leo and Simba x