Day 68

We’re alarmed and slightly cross

Panicked , actually

No. We don’t panic, do we.

No. I forgot. We don’t panic. Anyway, they have been away again which of course we don’t like, but they have come back with things called Apple Tags. Apparently you can track where something is with them. And they want to use them on us!  They want to know where we go!

I can tell you they wouldn’t like it if they found out! The White Delight goes into the flat below to eat the dog’s food.  Not that I approve of that. He should not consort with dogs!

And Leo. Well he went to the vet the other day. Again. On account of his wobbliness.. and….

STOP. Just stop. Nobody needs to know where I go. That’s the point. We have to preserve our privacy.

And how are we going to do that? Actually, I have just had a brainwave.

That seems unlikely but carry on.

Those little round tags are on the bed at the moment. I suggest we knock them under the furniture so they can’t be found.

Mice alive!  The whole point is that the tags can be located. Even if they are under furniture. But….when you think about it. How are they going to attach those tags to us?  Not possible. Not if they want their fingers to remain intact. They must be joking.